Ellis

For a mere $5, you will receive the following:

• Ellis will touch the computer screen and send love your way using the MAGICAL POWERS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB,
  
• You'll also receive the wonderful feeling of having contributed to the success of this project:)

For $25, you will receive the following:

• 1 copy of the new CD, signed to you, and delivered well in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• Ellis will cover her heart with both hands, sigh, and send big love to YOU,
  
• You'll also receive the wonderful feeling of having contributed to the success of this project:)

Oooooo, for $50, you will receive the following:

• 2 copies of the new CD, signed to you and a friend, delivered well in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• A used, signed, guitar pick,
  
• Ellis and the ENTIRE STAFF over here at Ellis Central will all hold hands and dance in a circle while shouting “What a friend we have in _____” (your name). Then we will toast our orange juice glasses high in the air to you. You’re going to feel AWESOME .
  
• It probably goes without saying that you’ll receive the wonderful feeling of having contributed to the success of this project! :)

Wow! For $100, you will receive the following:

• 4 copies of the new CD, signed to you and three friends, delivered very well in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• A ringtone of Ellis' laughter,
  
• Your initials secretly imbedded, Highlights Magazine style, somewhere in the record. This will blow your MIND.
  
• It definitely goes without saying that you’ll receive the wonderful feeling of having contributed to the success of this project! :)

Really? For $250, you will receive the following:

• 5 copies of the new CD, signed to you and four friends, delivered by a penguin that has been trained to roller skate really, really fast in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• Your name in the liner notes praising and thanking you,
  
• Reserved seating for the CD release party in your neck of the woods (or closest one that you choose to travel to :),
  
• A 1-year membership for the Song of The Month Club,
  
• A ringtone of Ellis' laughter,
  
• Plus, surely you must know that you'll receive the wonderful feeling of having contributed to making this project happen! :)

Awwwwwww.... for $500, you will receive the following:

• 10 copies of the new CD, signed to you and nine friends, delivered by dancing poodles way in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• A homemade CD with the acoustic rough mixes of all the songs that will be on the record (delivered to you in December 2009!),
  
• A personal, SOMEWHAT AWKWARD – heartfelt, phone call via Skype from Ellis to thank you for your support,
  
• Your name in the liner notes praising and thanking you,
  
• A ringtone of Ellis' laughter,
  
• Ellis will personalize a happy fuzzy, or funny ringtone just for you,
  
• Plus, you just can't underestimate the incredibly wonderful feeling of having contributed to the success of this project! :)

Get out! For $1000, you will receive the following:

• 10 copies of the new CD, signed to you and nine friends, delivered to you by a sherpa with a llama. Note, this option will take longer but is assuredly worth the wait,
  
• A remote house concert via Skype for you and as many friends as you can fit in front of your computer screen,
  
• A homemade CD with the acoustic rough mixes of all the songs that will be on the record (mailed to you in December 2009!),
  
• Your name in the liner notes praising and thanking you,
  
• A ringtone of Ellis' laughter,
  
• A personally recorded outgoing message for your cell phone,
  
• Plus, you'll receive the wonderful, warm and fuzzy feeling of having contributed to the success of this project! :)

You really shouldn't have... for $2500, you will receive the following:

• 10 copies of the new CD, signed to you and nine friends, delivered to you at the speed of light in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• An in-person house concert** with Ellis to anywhere in the United States (even Alaska and Hawaii...especially Alaska and Hawaii!) for you and as many friends as you can fit in your home,
  
• A homemade, HANDMADE BY ELLIS CD with the acoustic rough mixes of all the songs that will be on the record (mailed to you in December 2009!),
  
• Your name in the liner notes praising and thanking you,
  
• A ringtone of Ellis' laughter,
  
• You’ll receive the wonderful, warm AND fuzzy feeling of having contributed to the success of this project! But wait, you have also earned a set of imaginary light-pink angel wings! :)

* _{For this option, please contact ellis@rubberneckrecords.com to make sure we can find a house concert date that works for you! :)}
**_{Yes, you can pool your money with other people, but you will have to decide on whose house to have the concert at, perhaps by having a three-legged race or by a potato sack race.. good luck!}

Seriously! I can't believe it!

Be the namesake for Ellis' new Brauner microphone and you'll be mentioned in ALL future Ellis recordings where she uses this microphone. This is a big deal - her sister gave her a GPS which from that day forward was known as "Beth". Similarly, the microphone will forever be known as [your name here]**! :)

**_{Yes, you can pool your money with other people, but you will have to decide on one name.. maybe by arm-wrestling or a pie-eating contest!}

In addition to securing Ellis' lifelong gratitude and appreciation, you will also receive all of the following perks:

• 30 copies of the new CD, signed to you and twenty-nine friends. Ellis will go back to school and get a Masters degree in Physics, bend the space-time continuum, and deliver your CDs to you yesterday. In lieu of this option, your CDs will be delivered via FedEx well in advance of the official CD release date,
  
• An in-person house concert** with Ellis to anywhere in the United States (even Alaska and Hawaii...especially Alaska and Hawaii!) for you and as many friends as you can fit in your home,
  
• A homemade CD with the acoustic rough mixes of all the songs that will be on the record (mailed to you in December 2009!),
  
• Your name in the liner notes praising and thanking you,
  
• A ringtone of Ellis' laughter,
  
• Congratulations! In addition to the wonderful feeling of having contributed to the success of this project, you have earned your very own authentic, imaginary, hot-pink, sparkly angel wings! :)

*_{For this option, please contact ellis@rubberneckrecords.com so that she can faint... get back up off the floor, determine if you are joking, drink a glass of water, take ten deep breaths, and then find a way to recover enough to contact you back :)}